Are you smokin’ crack in there?

Hello, baby? I know you can hear me, so listen up. What on earth are you doing in there? For two days you have been bouncing around like you are M.C. Hammer on crack! I feel like I’ve done a million frickin crunches but have nothing to show for it. So, please – take a nap and give my tummy a rest or else I’m telling Daddy on you.

Sheesh.