Whole lotta shakin' going on

Apparently, this little girl likes nuts. I just ate a handful of peanuts and that really got her going! We must be related - I love nuts too! heehee

uh-oh, does this mean I have to share mine after she's born? shoot!

"Um, hello baby? Remember those peanuts you just had. Yeah, well, it turns out they are very, very bad for you and will make your hair fall out. But, I have super powers that make me immune to them. I got them from grand-pappy George. So, when you see mommy downing a handful in the kitchen, remember that. You wouldn't want all the kids at school to laugh at you and your shiny, mis-shapen head, would you?"

Problem solved.